While I appreciate all the concern in the responses on Facebook, I want you to know that my morning walk with Ann was nothing but delightful. Ann and I walked down a paved road into a wooded area, passed a couple of gypsy communities (I have been told by the locals that they are gypsies), everything was peaceful and beautiful and non-threatening and I was just letting my imagination go wild and having a little fun with it.
And Ann does not have it out for me, and everyone knows I am older than she is, and she did not deliberately bonk me on the head with a wrought iron lamp--it was purely accidental, and she was not trying to make me have a heart attack, and the gypsies were not trying to kidnap us.
I am so so so sorry if you didn't understand me.
So let it be a lesson, I intend to have a little fun with my blog. If I am ever saying anything serious, I will not say it on my blog. I will not inflict anything like that on you.